slothes-and-gays:

Lesbians are so good at pointing out romantic chemistry between women on TV but in real life it takes 3 years of friendship and an entire peer reviewed scientific paper to convince us that a girl might like us back.

flowerinaflame:

Ain’t nothing wrong with eating some bread dipped in olive oil, balsamic vinegar and various herbs

thatpettyblackgirl:

today’s kids will never understand the horrors of having to share ONE computer with the whole damn family

lesbianfemmefatale:

Ok normally I hate the edgy “what if everyone in this children’s show was actually DEAD and in the AFTERLIFE” type thing but. Total drama island is DEFINITELY set in Hell

magnolia-lascivious:

phoenixonwheels:

phoenixonwheels:

Women: Here’s a problem women have.

Men: No you don’t.

Disabled person: Here’s a problem disabled people have.

Abled people: No you don’t.

Black people: Here’s a problem black people have.

White people: No you don’t.

pizzaback:

youdehponskunt:

pizzaback:

here’s a hard-hitting question for y’all: is the little old lady who lives in a shoe so little she can live in a regular-sized shoe, or is she regular-sized and she lives in a giant shoe?

I think we should mind our own business

y’know what? you’re right. the little old lady has enough on her plate.